Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Sweet Baby Jayne

A few weeks ago I fielded a request from a high school friend who is expecting his first son in April. The request was simple: use my mad knitter skillz to create a baby size Jayne hat for the baby's birth announcements.


The Pattern: Jayne Beanie with modifications.

The Needles: US 3's

The Yarn: Sisu and Lanett

The Verdict: It's awfully cute. And thanks to my model Oswaldo for pitching in!

I hope the parents like it!

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Oversubscribed.


In the beginning (at least what I term the beginning of my consciousness of the internet - circa 1996) there were only a few ways to "chat" online. I remember my friends in high school talking about AOL Chat Rooms, but we didn't have AOL. Although my dad was an early adopter of technology, I really didn't discover the internet until I went to college.

So in the beginning, I discovered Talk. Then I found ICQ and then AOL Instant Messenger which I still use today. Then I discovered the wide world of html and coded my first web page (Hello World!).

Then I have trouble remembering what came next. All of a sudden I was reading blogs...lots of blogs. Then I had a blog. Then I had multiple blogs. Then I was using an aggregator for all my chat services - first Trillian and then Adium (gotta love the green duck). Then GMail arrived. Then came social networking. I joined MySpace. In grad school we all joined LinkedIn. Recently I joined Facebook. Then yesterday I jumped in whole hog and joined both Twitter and Plurk. (Let's not forget that Flickr, YouTube, and Ravelry happened in there....)

And THEN I needed something to manage all of this crazy content. And I took the recommendation of one of my tech gurus and signed up for Netvibes and spent some time configuring it.

And frankly? I feel oversubscribed. Excused me while I go bury myself in updates.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

A tribute to my own personal hero.

Since moving to Kansas City, I have met some wonderful people. One of the first to welcome me here was my dear friend PlazaJen. Now Miss Jen has many redeeming qualities - we enjoy a rollicking good time together with knitting, liquor and tasty desserts frequently! But one of her most endearing traits (at least to me) is that she gets all twitchy at the improper use of grammar and unchecked typographical errors. As an armchair grammarian myself (as opposed to those professional copy editors and advertising experts I know), this delights me to no end.

The grammar and typographical discussion reared it's ugly head a few weeks ago when Miss Jen spotted this billboard. Not only did she take a picture of the board and post it, she picked up the phone and called the company to report it!

Lo and behold, she had reason to get twitchy just a few days later. And this time she even KNEW someone over in the marketing department. He was grateful to learn of the error and noted that it was both corporate and in national release and that he'd be passing it on to the corporate officers.

See? She's correcting the world... one error at a time!

P.S. If you want to see how stupid people can be, join the "This is Broken" group at Flickr. Just make sure to take your twitch medication before you do it.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

When Find/Replace Bites You in the Ass

Since Monday I have been working at a new temp job. Normally I don't share too much about the jobs I take on, just in case someone happens to stumble across my little corner, but this job is pretty cool. I happen to be working for AMC World Headquarters for the next few weeks, in downtown Kansas City. Though the commute does leave a bit to be desired, the downtown area doesn't. We're in one of the highrises right near the river, and our building adjoins the Kansas City Public Library, where I can go on my lunch hour to read and enjoy!

The people so far have been very nice and the accomodations are really top notch. As I write this I'm sitting in a corner cubicle, with a sliver of a window, looking out from the 14th floor at the blue sky and the neighboring highrises. They've set me up at my own desk, with a dedicated computer and given me run of any number of spreadsheets and applications. Today I've been a super-sleuth, getting all geekily excited about using Excel (both my skills gained in grad school, and new ones they're teaching me). And you can't beat the perks - soda fountains and popcorn machines on every floor!

The title of the entry actually refers not to something I did, but to something one of my supervisors did. The work I'm doing today is with spreadsheets of employees, using SSN's as identifiers. Well let's just say that the boss did a bit of a find/replace that rendered about 300 SSN's utterly useless. It took me a while to figure out why I was getting SO many errors between spreadsheets, but now I'm back on track and happy as a clam that I sleuthed out the problem. I know... I'll just be over here getting my geek on....

Stay tuned tomorrow for a tribute to my new personal hero - she's changing the grammar and typographical errors of the world one billboard/sign at a time!

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

It comes but once a year....

And today is delurking day. You know what to do!

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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

The King of all Non Sequiturs


This morning Chris at Rude Cactus asked people to stop by, delurk and leave links to blogs that they are reading. If you've seen Chris' blog, you'll know that his blogroll is impressive. I managed to leave a link to a blog I read that wasn't on there, but I noticed the comment above mine recommended the blog Scrine. Holy non sequitur Batman this site is fabulous! I could spend all day there. What did I have to do again today? Oh yeah, work.

ETA: I have to say that I'm rather proud of this.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Random Facts I learned today.


1. "The forest canopies of the earth hold roughly half of all the species in nature."

2. "They hold it as a rule of thumb that if you fall fifty feet to the hard ground you will very likely die."


Both quotes courtesy of Wild Trees by Richard Preston.

3. Did you know that Diet A&W Cream Soda has caffeine? I didn't. Who knew?

4. How to prevent my Firefox window from automatically resizing when I surf. Yes I'm a geek but it's VERY annoying.

From Grupenet:

In Firefox, go to “Options” under the “Tools” menu. Find your way to the “Content” section in the Options. Next to the “Enable Javascript” option you will see an Advanced button. Click on that and in the dialog that pops up uncheck the Move or resize existing windows option.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

What Happens After High School


Sometimes you wonder what became of people after high school. Then sometimes, you find out they're the hottest sensation on YouTube and people around you at work are talking about what they did.

That would be the case here with Nintendo Punchout by Team Awesome Rocks. You can find the original and the outtakes on Youtube here. For reference, I was a high school drama geek with Little Mac, Bald Bull, Referee Mario and Pit.

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Monday, February 12, 2007

Which superhero are you?

I was filling out my Valentine's Day cards today and getting them ready to mail (yes I know I'm late thankyouverymuch) and I realized that instead of getting the heart stamps last week, I went superpower with Superhero stamps. I don't know if Superman, The Flash and Plastic Man count as romantic, but they sure do look awesome on my letters.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Ultimate Geek Accessory.


Thursday is game day, and every gamer needs a Dice Bag. From left to right: for Blogless Will, myself and Knitmeister S.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

There's Klingons on the West Wing Lawn


In a most hilarious turn, Democratic Representative David Wu had some interesting things to say of the current Vulcan Klingon Republican administration.

From the Chicago Sun Times:

"This president has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But, you know, unlike the Vulcans in 'Star Trek' who made their decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren't Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons..."

As if that weren't enough, Portland NBC Affiliate WETM reports:

"There are Klingons in the White House...Unlike the real Klingons from Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own," Wu said in reference to the Bush Administration. "These are faux Klingons."

Um yeah. Anyone remember this song?

STAR TREKKIN' (from 06/20/1987)

Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

Lt. Uhura, report

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Analysis, Mr. Spock

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

Medical update, Doctor McCoy!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
shoot to kill, men

Engine room, Mister Scott

Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, laws of physics
Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, Jim

Ye canny change the scourge jim oh see you jimmy
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine
If I give her anymore she'll blow

Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse


Beam me up Scotty. I'm done with the US of A.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

And now for the photos.


Introducing M.


A new project - the market squares (entrelac) felted tote!


Mom's trusty Singer. I'm getting my own sewing machine for Christmas, but I love this one too -
even with its 70's orange flowers!


Putting the finishing touches on the holiday gifts with help from the Singer.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Thursday Funny: Important Life Lessons


From The Fishbowl.

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Friday, December 08, 2006

Helpful Metrics


We here in America use a bizarre system of inches and quarts and tons and ounces. Here are a few conversions that may help.

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox

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Thursday, November 30, 2006

New Uses for Useless Objects


If you're anything like me and my music collection, you have done the following:

1. Organized all your CD's into a binder which is more convenient for travel/mobility/work etc.

2. Ripped all of your CD's to MP3's on your computer/IPod/Other Device, and no longer need them.

This means you have tons and tons of jewel cases sitting around unused.

Voila! The CD jewel case greenhouse.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Top 10 Girl Geeks



1. Ada Byron: Charles Babbage may have invented the programmable computer, but it was Ada Byron (later Ada Lovelace) who is widely credited with writing the first real program for it. She translated Luigi Menabrea's notes on Babbage's machine from Italian, and added her own ideas on how to calculate Bernoulli numbers using the contraption. These notes came to represent the first piece of computer software ever written.

Byron also saw potential in Babbage's machine that even the inventor himself never fully imagined. She suggested that the device might "compose elaborate and scientific pieces of music of any degree of complexity and extent". Bands who've used ProTools probably agree with her.

2. Val Tereshkova: Tereshkova began her life working in a textile factory and ended it as the first woman in space. It was her membership of a local parachute club that put her in the running when the head Soviet rocket engineer felt suddenly compelled to shoot a woman into the heavens. Tereshkova didn't begin her life as a geek, nor was she particularly geeky when she flew into space. After returning to earth, however, she graduated as a cosmonaut engineer, became a doctor of engineering and flew in the Russian Air Force. Tereshkova was pronounced a Hero of Russia, but perhaps the greatest honour bestowed is that she has a crater on the far side of the moon named after her.

3. Grace Hopper: Hopper was the quintessential geek. Not content with inventing the Mark I Calculator, she wrote the first compiler (broadly, a piece of software that converts text written in a programming language into more efficient machine code). Her invention was called COBOL. Hopper's contribution to the world of computers cannot be underestimated: she pioneered the idea of using programming languages that bear some relation to the English language, and then using a compiler to convert these into a form that a computer can rapidly digest. While this idea seems obvious to any modern programmer, in Hopper's day it was a completely original philosophy. She also famously discovered a moth causing a computer to malfunction -- the first recorded case of a real computer bug.

4. Daryl Hannah: A huge movie buff in her youth, Hannah showed all the early signs of a hardcore geek. Said to have been extremely shy, and diagnosed as 'borderline autistic' according to the All Movie Guide, Hannah is a fiercely intelligent actress. She's starred in some of the most important geek movies of all time including Blade Runner and Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. In Blade Runner, Hannah played a replicant named Pris, a "basic pleasure model", who Harrison Ford's character, Deckard, hunts down and kills. Hannah has also designed two board games -- 'Love It or Hate It' and 'Liebrary'. You don't get a whole lot more geeky than that.

5. Rosalind Franklin: Franklin was an expert in the structure of DNA and viruses and a keen crystallographer. Her uncle also once attacked Winston Churchill with a dog whip (for unrelated reasons). She went to Cambridge University, but wasn't given a full degree because girls weren't allowed them at the time. Franklin used X-rays to work out the structure of DNA, eventually discovering that helical crystalline DNA (don't ask) did not exist. This meant that she was able to scoff in the faces of other scientists who had mistakenly identified this type of DNA -- and she went so far as to write a comical obituary for the erroneous DNA. Many people believe she was owed a Nobel Prize, but unfortunately she died of cancer before the nominations.

6. Mary Shelley: Shelley shut herself away with a group of writers and intellectuals in a shack near Lake Geneva. Here they embarked on a ghost-story contest, but Shelley failed to find inspiration and went to bed in a huff. That night, however, she dreamt the plot of Frankenstein, the tale of a scientist who brings a monster to life using parts from "the dissecting room and the slaughterhouse". Shelley imagined a science far ahead of her time and her Frankenstein character remains the archetypal geek gone mad.

7. Lisa Simpson Simpson is possibly the world's most famous geek. Admittedly she's fictional, but doesn't that just make her all the more incredibly nerdy? Although Simpson is only 8, she has an IQ of 159, and has been observed to be fluent in Italian, Chinese, Spanish and Swedish. She is an outcast at school on account of her prodigious talents, and often finds it difficult to relate to kids of her age. Simpson's greatest invention is the perpetual motion machine and she is also an expert piano, accordion, bass guitar and baritone saxophone player. In the future, Simpson is expected to become US president.

8. Marie Curie: An expert in radioactivity (though not its long-term consequences), Curie used to walk around with her pockets stuffed full of test tubes containing radioactive isotopes. She worked in her shed with some of the most dangerous substances known to humanity, and is the only person to have won a Nobel Prize in two different scientific disciplines. She discovered the elements radium and polonium, but so that others could share in her discovery, she did not patent the process she used to isolate the radium element. She died in 1934 due to massive radiation exposure.

9. Aleks Krotoski: Krotoski is widely respected as one of the top girl geek writers. Currently writing reviews for the Guardian and working as a presenter for the BBC, she is an expert in the social psychology of virtual worlds. Krotoski has always been a staunch supporter of girls in gaming, and is said to be working on a white paper titled 'Women in Games'.

10. Paris Hilton: Photographed numerous times clutching her PSP, and famous for having her Sidekick hacked, Hilton is, in her socialite heart, a geek. Hilton attended the gamer's Mecca, E3, and even stars in her own mobile game, Diamond Quest. Hilton is continually fraternising with fellow geeks in her show The Simple Life, where she often befriends nerdy boys still living with their parents. Hilton popularised the pink Motorola V3 phone and has starred in one of the most downloaded Internet videos of all time. She might look trendy on the outside, but inside this girl is all binary.

Stolen from here.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Wednesday Funny = ROFL LMAO


Once upon a time, there was this guy we knew. His name was Billy.* Billy was a fun guy, liked to hang out and stuff. Then one day, something happened which changed Billy's life forever. He was IMing with some friends when he read a very funny joke. He typed "LMAO" as a response, but then it really fell off. It's true: Billy L'ed so hard his A fell O.

And now Billy's life is much more difficult. He can't sit in chairs properly. When he shops for pants, he always has to ask if the store has an A-less department. And just forget about going swimming. It's such a difficult life. We try and help him as much as we can. Sometimes, though, we L behind his back. His A-less back.

Available here.

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Monday, November 06, 2006

Geek Quote


"I shave with Occam's Razor"

T-shirt available here.

Occam's Razor definition here.

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Geek Office Slang


My favorites:

404: Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, "404 Not Found," which means the document requested couldn't be located. "Don't bother asking John. He's 404."

Beepilepsy: The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid- sentence.

Crapplet: A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet. "I just wasted 30 minutes downloading that crapplet!"

Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.

Egosurfing: Scanning the Net, databases, etc., for one's own name.

It's a Feature: From the old adage, "It's not a bug, it's a feature." Used sarcastically to describe an unpleasant problem you wish to gloss over.

Ohnosecond: That minuscule fraction of time during which you realize you've just made a terrible error.

Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Prairie Dogging: When something loud happens in a cube farm, causing heads to pop up over the walls trying to see what's going on.

Uninstalled: Euphemism for being fired. Also: decruitment.

The full list here.

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

How do I find thee? Let me count the ways.


1. Apparently I am the new expert on testicles:

why do mammals have two testicles
DEVIL NUTS
do all birds have testicles


One little article on turkeys and suddenly I'm the hot spot.

2. The bastion of Shakespearean engineering:

to be or not to be electrical engineer

If this is how you're choosing your career, I much luck wish you.

3. I have no earthly idea.

George Costanza nap compartment

4. Halloween is upon us and I'll be the fluffy little devil.

home made funny devil costumes

Apparently so will someone else.

5. Just in case you want to try some chemical experiments:

SODA BLASTING POT FOR SALE used

6. Several people looked for this exact phrase today and ended up here. I must be doing something right.

Bill Maher has donned the Crocodile Hunter outfit.

7. Alex Trebek says "All the people who visited this blog."

Who made the devil happy

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