The Difference Between Girls and Boys.
This morning I got this:
Dear Laura:
Tomorrow, I plan to go to the Men's Wearhouse, but I need to know the color tie and cummerbund you'd like me to get as a first choice. Was it white? Ivory?
Love,
Dad
I sent this back:
Dad:
Ivory. :) If you want to match the groomsmen they got something called Tuscany Bisque.
Love,
Laura
Dad replied:
Hey, I'm a guy. Guys don't recognize colors like "Tuscany Bisque". (Ask Wes if you don't believe me.) We only know seven colors: red, green, blue, orange, yellow, purple and brown. Oh, yeah, and the non-colors: black and white. But, because I love you, I will go to the Men's Wearhouse, screw up my courage, and ask with my best straight face whether they have "Tuscany Bisque"!
I forwarded this response to Wes and this is what I got back:
Hey I thought bisque was a soup.
Duly forwarded to Dad. His response:
Told ya!
Men: 2, Woman: Hey they're wearing it aren't they?
Labels: Here Comes the Bride
posted by littledevilworks at 8:42 AM
4 Comments:
lol! :)
aren't weddings fun. ;)
LOLOL There's a book by Linda Howard called "Open Season" and there's a running bit in there about how you can tell if a guy is gay by whether or not they know what color puce is. And there's also some discussion about mauve. LOLOL.
Hilarious! Jerry and I giggled over this one :)
This story was even funnier in person! I think you were gaining momentum as the night went on. : )
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