The Cliche Rotation Project

The Cliche Rotation Project is Defective Yeti's invention, and his endeavor to keep things fresh. Tired of the old adages? Create some new ones! My favorites for example:

Old: Timing is everything

New: Timing is the difference between salad and garbage

Old: Not the sharpest crayon in the box

New: Not the brightest LED in the house

So get your cliche on folks!