Professors are Funny.

Via email

Me: I will need a picture for our program - if you have a headshot you would like me to use please send it to me. Otherwise I will be forced to resort to whatever I can find on the web. :)

Professor: Attached. (Can you make me better looking? I would be most grateful.)

Me: Pick a movie star you would like and I'll substitute.

Professor: George Clooney.

Me: Done.

Sometimes working in academia is a fun business.