Pass the Ass Please

Have you ever really wanted to grill someone's ass and then serve it up to them on a platter? Just take them outside and give it to them, no holds barred? How about a firing squad?

Common sense and conventional wisdom prevent us from doing these things in our every day life. Etiquette requires that we barely even disagree lest we be seen as troublemakers or mal-adjusted individuals these days. But sometimes, on a bad day, I just sit and dream of what the world would be like if we were really allowed to tell someone to shove it once in a while.