Random Tweets

• Whoever started calling the Point of Service system the POS either had a great sense of humor or absolutely zero intelligence.
  
• Sweet jeebdus I need a real job so I can shop at yarn stores as a profession.
  
• My husband is an amateur carpenter and turns water into wine. Did I marry Jesus?
  
• I should go to the DMV, but the couch looks much more inviting and less filled with freaks.
  

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