Literati Conversation

Wes: It's your turn. *poke*
Me: I know. I'm being harassed. Give me a sec.
Wes: Who was harassing you? Want me to poke them in the eye?
Me: The woman I hate.
Wes: Mmmmmm you DO want me to poke her in the eye then. *grin*
Me: Repeatedly if possible. *grin* Although somehow robbing her of the ability to speak would be preferable.
Wes: Nod. Poke her in the throat it is then. *kiss*

I love you baby.