George Bush Bans Toothpaste.

I can see the headline now.

Based on this goodie, the ban can't be too far away.

Toothpaste to 'the rescue'

Phnom Penh - Cambodian prison authorities were seeking 13 escapees they said had drugged cellmates with sleeping tablets before using their toothpaste as a lubricant as they sawed through prison cell bars, authorities said on Tuesday.