Wednesday, May 11, 2005

When life hands you lemons... part II.

FBI Cracks Down On Lemonade Stand Ring, Continues To Sour Relations With Arab Community

BRIDGEVIEW, IL - In its growing paranoia of domestically funded international terrorism, the FBI announced a systematic crackdown of a chain of Arab-owned lemonade stands.

The lemonade stands, operated under the name "Lemonarabade" and owned predominantly by Arab youth ranging in ages between 5 and 7, are suspected of collectively generating enough revenue to fund the global operations of "Hizbul-Squeeze", a radical organization known for its random violent attacks and a recent background vocal performance with pop-artist Sting.

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