On Midwestern Weather

After I discuss the phenomenon of "Hail Damage" sales.

Him: Are you going to buy a car at the sale? Come on - you need a sportscar or something for the non-hail days!

Me: For the 3 days a year I won't either dent from hail, freeze from ice or cook like an egg from heat?

Him: That about covers it -- ooops, except for the 30 days you may blow away!