Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Multiple Choice


The feeder on the copier is broken. Do you:

A. Swear at it like a sailor.

B. Pour a Diet Coke over it and kick it with your shoe.

C. Take it outside and beat it with a baseball bat (Office Space style)

D. Place every one of your thousands of sheets on the glass individually and collate them by hand.

E. Wish you had called in dead.

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2 Comments:

Blogger PlazaJen said...

I will always choose the answer that involves Office Space. Especially because, well, damn it feels good to be a gangster.

6:15 AM  
Blogger David said...

Did you think to disassemble it and make a trail of the pieces to the dumpster?

8:03 AM  

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