It's like a Hospital around here...

"The [your work name here] stunned the world Thursday by harkening back to times of old. A Quarantined sign was placed on the door and the [organization], plagued by the stomachus emptius virus, closed its doors until further notice. Employees who weren't ill were instructed to remain indoors, consume large amounts of Vitamin C, Echinacea and Zinc to avoid the virus at all costs. Those squeamish about puke should remain a large distance from the [organization] until further notice."

Have I mentioned how much I HATE flu season? I think I'm going to hide out until further notice. This is a puke free zone. We're on Seinfeld's vomit streak, no black and white cookies admitted.