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Black Toilet Paper
Originally uploaded by littledevilworks.

One MUST have Renova Black luxury bath tissue.

"Elegant, sophisticated, rebellious and eternally fashionable. Black has become virtually synonymous with chic and style but whilst it is often present in avant-garde creative work, no one has ever dared to use it for toilet paper until now! The idea is definitely different, yet there's something appealingly startling about it. Today's homes are becoming more open, less compartmentalized, more exposed to public view, and considered as places for social contact, sharing and interaction. People now view their houses or apartments as an area in which they can fully express their distinct, individual personalities. Now what could be distinctly more personal than a sign of differentiation in the lavatory?"

Really, what are they thinking?

As my coworker has so studiously inquired, "But, how will I know when I'm clean?"

Edited to add: I was just thinking about this. When you buy those colored party napkins the color often streaks off when wet. So do you end up with black dye tracks?