Are these your friends?

In an homage to Chris, I decided to list some of the "friends" that keep cropping up in my beloved spam folder. If any of these are your friends, tell them I don't want their stinkin' ephedra penis enlargement free credit card emails any more.

Not my friends.

• Justin Joyal
  
• Gerwulf Millar
  
• Claudio Serquis
  
• Isabella Bird

And the weird ones.

• Conchobhar Mingus
  
• Tercero Shiffer - Shiffer the third.
  
• Alf Brookover - Any relation to ALF on tv?
  
• Adalbert Ayers
  
• Salacia Powley - That's positively gossip worthy.
  
• Hopcyn Swigert
  
• Nowell Heuser - A long lost cousin of Doogie Howser
  
• Jaganath Gillies - Beware the JubJub Bird and shun the frumious bandersnatch. Hee hee I said snatch.
  
• Nola Stovall
  
• Coursing O. Maricela
  
• Flouridates Eustachian - Your ear canals will be full of flouride.