Conversations at Work

Me: Can I order three print catridges?

CoWorker: It's gonna cost ya. I take barter of Barnyard Animals or DVDs.

Me: Well it just so happens I just ordered a book on how to knit animals. So you can have a pig or a chicken or a cow in a couple weeks when it gets here.

CoWorker: Can I have an octopus?

Me: Sure. I would like to say however, that an Octopus is not a barnyard animal.

CoWorker: Yeah, but they’re really cool.