The "You could knock me over with a feather" Edition

Boss: Did Coworker give you the loot?

Me: The loot?

Boss: Where is Coworker. I gave her something for you. She was supposed to give it to you. She made off with the loot.

Me: The loot?

[time passes]

Me: Coworker? Boss said something about loot?

Coworker: I stashed it in the fridge.

Me: Pardon?

Coworker: He brought us birthday cake. From his daughter's birthday party. Chocolate.

Me: MMMMMM tea time is going to be rockin' today.

So how's you like that folks? Monday starting off with birthday cake. Maybe the week is gonna be ok...