Feminine Products & a White Board

Topic 1 -

I just went into the ladies room and discovered a metal dispenser on the wall that said Feminine Tampons. I find the Feminine de facto redundant, because I shudder to think of what a male tampon would be like.

Topic 2 -

I came back from lunch to find a brand new, unadulterated white board outside my cubicle. I know I didn't order it. And yet I have the strangest urge to write something on it for all visitors to see.