A not so good morning.

So this morning as I was on my way to my car I saw a horrific site. It looked a little like the picture at the right. Except the man was in nothing but his boxers. And he had a big hairy butt crack that showed. All I could think was "for the love of god please put a shirt on!"

Or, "I wonder if I called the police if they would consider being that unclothed in the shared balcony/hallway area as a private our public offense."

You may want to pick up one of those Men In Black memory erasers on the way home. Just a thought.

P.S. I hate that this man is ruining my beach vibe.