Whoa these hot summer nights!

A little excitement over here Chez Moi...

*sirens wailing, getting noticeably closer*

Me: Oooo they're coming for me.

Him: Fire trucks are coming for you?

*sirens so loud we can't hear each other*

Me: Holy #$%&! They're right here. Where's the fire?

Apparently right here:


Fire trucks: 5
Paramedics: 2
Lookyloos like us: Lots
Source: Kitchen fire

Oh, and a mug bigger than my head:


It doesn't get better than this folks!