Topics not for discussion over wonton soup.

Today was the monthly administration department luncheon at a local Chinese place. I use the term "work luncheon" very lightly because although there was work content discussed, it was more of a morale boost and good eats than anything else. However, I've found that there are certain things that are best not to discuss at a work lunch. Of course, somehow these things get brought up each month anyway:

* My high school nickname: Fluffy

* My pole dancing lessons

(which leads to me being called Fluffy the Pole Dancer)

* How searching for "Japanese female robot video" really just produces tons of porn hits on Google. Even if what you're searching for is really work related content.

* How I always seem to be saying or doing something embarrassing when one of my bosses comes to find me.

Topics that are okay for discussion:

* What my new married name will be.

* How the wedding planning is going.

P.S. Do you know how hard it is to find images of wonton soup with only ONE wonton? Apparently the Chinese food place we dine has a one wonton regulation - any more and the cook must be shot.