Those two little words Americans dread: Jury Duty

Yes folks, I'm off today to do my civic duty and sit in a small, dim room for the entire day reading magazines and knitting feverishly. Oh wait, I mean await the opportunity to be a part of this great nation's justice system. Honestly, it doesn't bother me too much. It's a free day from work, a chance to catch up on my reading and knitting, and a break from the normal routine. Other than the commute to the courthouse, the early arrival time, and the fact that I had a few other engagements today that I've had to cancel, I'm up for it.

More witticisms when I return. Try not to miss me too much.