Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Daddy always said "Money doesn't buy class."


'S***sburgh' declares war on Sienna

Sienna Miller must be kicking herself and wishing she’d never opened her big mouth to slag off Pittsburgh - as the row between the actress and the city has now turned into open hostility.

Silly Sienna branded Pittsburgh "s**tsburgh" after being refused entry into a bar because she had no ID - but now identification is not an issue.

Indeed, the usually kind folk of the east-coast city know exactly who the 24-year-old actress is, and have told her she’s not welcome there again.

No wonder Sienna needed a cigarette back in LA yesterday, as she read the script of up-coming film Camille.

Staying popular is essential for any upcoming actress, and many are worried when adverse press affects the opinions of a mere few.

Angering an entire city is close to professional suicide.

So Sienna will feel uncomfortable with the news that American designer and Pittsburgh native Sheila Cameron has created an entire range of merchandise - from T-shirts and aprons to mugs, pillows and coasters - giving Sienna the finger.

The novelty items are in the Pittsburgh colours of black, white and yellow - and show a giant finger pointing Sienna in the direction of the UK, saying "Give Sienna The Finger. London’s That Way."

There’s another scathing range that have "Team Pittsburgh Say Sienna Go Home" emblazoned on them.


Daddy also said "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." Sienna - you had the whole world in the palm of your hand when you kicked that weasel Jude Law out of your house and home. Then you went and took him back and showed your nasty side to the world. The moral: quit while you're ahead.

Edited to add:

Merchandise available here.

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