What in the Knit is THAT?

I've decided that with the demise of You Knit What I need to contribute some snarkiness to the world of knitting by finding products out there that I can't believe people would knit or buy.

Of course, the problem comes when I can't believe the product is out there, but I actually think it's sort of cute. Like these Steve Madden's. On sale for $29.99? I think it's odd that knitting has hit the main stream, and I'm not sure I'd wear bone colored knit shoes outside (where they would unquestionably get pretty dirty - think yarn and cat hair and you get the picture). But they are kinda cute. Right?