The Incident
An open letter to Mr. Vending Machine Manager Sir:
I have one minor complaint and I will express it in Limerick form below.
I craved soda, went down to the machine of Diet
Saw Cherry Vanilla Crème, so excited to buy it
When I looked at the can
Became a dismayed wo-man
Though full of sugar, I suppose I will try it!
I just thought since it was in the Diet machine it wouldn't have 140 calories per can.
Love and kisses,
The Little Devil
"Bitching with style since 1978" (TM)
I have one minor complaint and I will express it in Limerick form below.
I craved soda, went down to the machine of Diet
Saw Cherry Vanilla Crème, so excited to buy it
When I looked at the can
Became a dismayed wo-man
Though full of sugar, I suppose I will try it!
I just thought since it was in the Diet machine it wouldn't have 140 calories per can.
Love and kisses,
The Little Devil
"Bitching with style since 1978" (TM)
posted by littledevilworks at 3:15 PM
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