Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The Incident

Cherry Vanilla Creme
Originally uploaded by littledevilworks.
An open letter to Mr. Vending Machine Manager Sir:

I have one minor complaint and I will express it in Limerick form below.

I craved soda, went down to the machine of Diet
Saw Cherry Vanilla Crème, so excited to buy it
When I looked at the can
Became a dismayed wo-man
Though full of sugar, I suppose I will try it!

I just thought since it was in the Diet machine it wouldn't have 140 calories per can.

Love and kisses,
The Little Devil
"Bitching with style since 1978" (TM)


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