Gag me with a .... shopping cart?

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Originally uploaded by littledevilworks.

I was listening to the news last night while all curled up in bed, when I was startled out of my sweet reveries.

They reported that grocery shopping cart handles have more germs on them than the average public restroom doorknob. Eeeewwwwww.

Also check out China's fattest cat. Double Eeeewww.

The news is so...erm...well appetizing lately, ain't it?