Proof that customer service will kill you.

*This rant courtesy of Dr. Devious.

Burn the souls of these peasants who cannot operate machinery. Destroy all of those who take their opposable thumbs for granted. Incinerate the ignorant masses who cannot spell simple words, use capitalization or punctuation. Let loose the dogs of war and point them at the "1337speek" community who will forever roast in the lava pits of hell. By decree, I command thee!