Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Headlines from Jay, and Quote of the Day

From last night's Headlines with Jay Leno:

"Britney Spears gives birth, releases fragrance"

-Associated Press

From last night's A Word a Day:

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

-H.L. Mencken, writer, editor, and critic (1880-1956)

1 Comments:

Blogger Jon said...

Mencken has some of the best quotes. My favorite: "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin cutting throats."

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