Conversation at work regarding "Strategic Planning Meeting"

Colleague (Via email): So I'm getting a King size bed right?

Me: That's what the request is for. I can put in for a midget cot if you'd like.

Colleague: Oh Cool! No need for the cot. My midget will not be travelling with me for this trip. He's in midget layaway storage.

Me: You're sick man.

Colleague: I treat my midget VERY well thank you.