Things I Learned Last Night

1. Drinking at 10pm (even if at the Ritz Carlton) after more than 12 hours of work is the surest way to kick your ass for the next day.

2. Worst pickup line ever:

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

3. Anything that can go wrong will.

4. Even when you try and help, someone will always blame you.

5. You should try and stay as far away from imploding situations as possible.