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How To Be Speakin' Pirate-Like

Double up on all your adjectives and you'll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of "a big ship", they call it a "great, grand ship!" They never say never, they say "No nay ne'er!"

Drop all your "g"'s when you speak and you'll get words like "rowin'", "sailin'" and "fightin'". Dropping all of your "v"'s will get you words like "ne'er", "e'er" and "o'er".

Instead of saying "I am", sailors say, "I be". Instead of saying "You are", sailors say, "You be". Instead of saying, "They are", sailors say, "They be".

Vocabulary

• Ahoy: Hey!
  
• Avast: Stop!
  
• Aye: Yes
  
• Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death.
  
• Booty: treasure
  
• Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government.
  
• By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
  
• Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers
  
• Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
  
• Doubloons: pieces of gold...
  
• Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die.
  
• Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
  
• Grog: A pirate's favorite drink.
  
• Jack: a flag or a sailor
  
• Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
  
• Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this.
  
• Lass: A woman.
  
• Lily-livered: faint o' heart
  
• Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
  
• Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
  
• Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
  
• Me: My.
  
• Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change.
  
• Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
  
• Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
  
• Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
  
• Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
  
• Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
  
• Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
  
• Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
  
• Squiffy: a buffoon
  
• Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot!
  
• Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas!
  
• Sweet trade: the career of piracy
  
• Thar: The opposite of "here."
  
• Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
  
• Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
  
• Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
  
• Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter