A few sage words of advice...

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply and Speak kindly.