We are not amused.

Here it is, 3 days until my birthday, 9 days until graduation and of course I'm sick. Due to the fabulous performance review I received last week I'm at work today, but I'd really rather be at home watching bad tv and moaning. Instead I'm here sucking on cough drops and life savers, enjoying a tasty ramen lunch and hoping for 6pm to get here STAT. No witticisms for today. You'll have to just talk amongst yourselves.