Notes to my future self.

Dear Self:

The reason you keep all those beautiful little samples and bottles of perfume around, but never use them, is because you are highly allergic to perfume. Wondering again what those perfumes might smell like leads you to sniff the bottles or spray a bit in the air. This leads you to a 20 minute sneezing fit until you feel like your head might explode, your eyes might use up all their tears and your chest might burst. A few minutes with the window open and some water will help this.

Minor exception to this rule: Like the French language, it's not a rule unless there is an exception. Your cheap and old school nose seems to be ok with Revlon's Classic Blue Charlie. Stick with what you know best.

Love and kisses,
your sneezy sniffly self