An Alarming Trend.

The Dead Grandmother/Exam Syndrome and the Potential Downfall Of American Society.

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"The FDR [Family Death Rate] is climbing at an accelerating rate. Extrapolation of this curve suggests that 100 years from now the FDR will stand at 644/100 students/exam. At that rate only the largest families would survive even the first semester of a student's college career. Clearly something will have to be done to reverse this trend before the entire country is depopulated."