Roaches and rats and gnats, oh my! (also known as "How to Gross Me Out at Work")

When people start sending out mass email about gnat infestations it's time for one of two things: A sense of humor or a hasty retreat.

A Sense of Humor:

* "Lord of the Flies"
* "It's gnat a problem for me."
* "No one likes puns, quit bugging us."
* "No need to get gnasty."

The building is invaded by Gnats
They’re jumping right out of the slats
You may think it’s funny
But it’s gnat.

Grossing Me Out (or A Hasty Retreat):

Discuss roaches, beetles or rats.